And a few more Best of the Worst in writing ...
POV -- Self-reference in POV
You want to flip the reader right out of deep POV? Let the POV character notice his own eyes brightening or himself smirking in triumph or that oddly pensive look crossing his face.
Unless the POV character deliberately smiles -- to make a point, to reassure someone, to communicate -- he doesn't
notice that he's using his face muscles to smile. Thus it doesn't show up in his consciousness.
The POV character doesn't have to wriggle his face to convey emotion. He can just
think about what he feels.
Not --
He wrinkled his forehead
But --
He felt mellow and hollow, but crisp
In POV, you can describe your guy's emotion down to the fifth digit to the right of the point.
There is no mystery.
Save the facial expressions for folks you're
not sitting inside.
Test a phrase in First Person before you put it in your POV character's line of thought.
I pursed my lips and blew out.
I wrinkled my forehead.
I raised the corner of my mouth.
I arched a satiric eyebrow.
I wrinkled my forehead inquisitively.
If it doesn't sound natural in First Person, it doesn't belong in the POV character's thoughts.
Description -- Bespoke Metaphors
Metaphors are not one-size-fits-all.
It doesn't matter how cool the metaphor is, it has to fit the character who uses it.
Each POV character will have, as part of his 'voice', his own particular style of metaphor and simile.
A character will also have a readiness or a reluctance to use figurative language.
Caliban speaks in poetry.
Go figure.
So let's say we have a choleric little colonel, strutting about, and I want my characters to describe him.
In the POV of a fanciful character, the red-faced colonel is
'angry as a bantam rooster'.
A vulgar, downright character sees him,
'about to bust a gut'.
A fastidious, intellectual character would think about a
'red-faced, ranting Punch'.
A stolid, unimaginative character would mentally note the colonel simply as
'furious' or
'about to go off in an apoplexy'.
Figurative language arises not just from the object described, but from the nature of the POV character observing the object.
Description -- Cliche
Go ahead. Just use the cliche, already.
Not every paragraph needs a novel figure of speech. Not every metaphor has to knock the readers' socks off. Sometimes you want the readers' socks to stay exactly where they are.
Some times ... maybe most times ... trite is OK.
What it is ...
Trite, familiar metaphors pass under the reader's radar. Like the hint of cinnamon in the chocolate, the paprika in the dumpling, the onion in the soup, they enriches the taste without making everybody stop and think, 'Hey! What the hell was that?"
Colorful metaphor -- that beautiful, fresh, unusual, original image -- can stick up like a sore thumb.
It can distract.
It can throw off the pacing, as the reader takes an extra beat to unravel it or simply to appreciate it.
If you don't want the reader stopping to look at the language, instead of what you're saying -- if you're trying to move things along in a lively way -- avoid those standout metaphors.
Save all that novelty for more contemplative, slower passages when you
want the reader to pause and think about the guests star-scattered on the grass.
Cliché can also have the advantage of a succinct and emphatic clarity.
'Red flag to a bull' is a hackneyed phrase. But we know
exactly what it means. In five words we get across a huge concept.
It is not always necessary to re-invent the wheel.
(Says I, using a cliché, because it is fast and exact and vivid.)
Do 'sore thumbs' actually stick out?
Description. Personalizing the object
Description, on its own, is not just of riveting interest, generally.
So attach your characters to objects and description.
Show, not merely the object, but how object and character are related. Continually put the character into the picture. Turn a general observation of some solid whatsit into an action, with the character doing something.
Not --
It was gray and gloomy up there, with an hour or two before night closed in.
But --
He shaded his eyes against the rain and inspected the gray and gloomy up there. He had an hour or two before night closed in.
Not --
The space under the oak tree gave some shelter from the rain and had a good, unobstructed view of their Frenchwoman.
But --
They made a silent agreement and crossed the courtyard in the rain, side by side, to stand under the oak tree. They had a good, unobstructed view of their Frenchwoman.
(Oh. This last example also happens to be a case of "showing with action instead of stating a reason, cause or emotion". I talk about that elsewhere. We drop the phrase,
'gave some shelter' because the actions now
show the reader that the oak gives shelter. It would be repetitive to say it outright.)
Description of the tree holds us to a static and descriptive sorta feeling.
We 'personalize' the objects and the description. Now it's not an oak tree with a neutral description. It's an oak tree with our characters under it, sheltering. The oak tree has become part of the story. It's no longer just scenery.
Not --
There had to be some way to deal with the meerkats
But --
He'd find some way to deal with the meerkats.
Not --
The ruined side of his face was towards her.
But --
He held the ruined side of his face towards her.
Not --
The whole expedition was at risk because of that sharp-tongued scarecrow in there.
But --
He risked all of them if he got squeamish about that sharp-tongued scarecrow in there.
Personalizing objects this way is another of those twofers. We more fully describe the object
and we define our character.
Travelling further into Obviousland, here.
I talk elsewhere about the verb 'to be'.
Some of the examples above are just prime examples of how the verb
'to be' can be weak.
Up there ... the verbs
'to find,' 'to risk,' and
'to hold' -- while not anything wildly special as verbs go -- are still infinitely stronger than
'to be'.
Varying sentence length
Short sentence after short sentence ... or phrases that are all the same length for half a page ... do the fingernail-on-a-blackboard bit on the poor reader.
Long sentences wind their convoluted, complicated, endless way to ... well ... the next long sentence. A slow slog for the poor reader.
Want to know if you're making one mistake or the other? Read it aloud.
Or you can spot the numbers.
Flip to a random, non-dialog, not-furious-action page of the WIP and use the wordcount feature. Consecutive sentences of 27, 26, 23, 30, 29, 21, 27, 19 will likely feel heavy as bad fruitcake. A run of 7, 10, 14, 3, 19, 5, 10, 8 will feel like bumper cars. Y'know. Abrupt.
More desirable is a lively balance of 19, 27, 3, 26, 15, 9, 12, 30.
You get a reward for varying your sentence length. When tucked in among their longer comrades, short sentences just leap out of ambush.
Whap.