Well, of course I can. You're not going to jump through the screen and throttle me, after all.
Before I tell you what annoys me, can I just say
FORBIDDEN ROSE
IS OUT IN STORES AND YOU SHOULD DROP THE SPATULA AND LET THE HOTDOGS BURN ON THE GRILL AND GO BUY IT
!!
Okay. Got that out of my system.
Forbidden Rose is not actually 'out' yet. That is, it has not yet let down its hair and made an official bow to society and gone to its first ball and got permission from the patronesses of Almacks to dance the waltz.
It's more like Forbidden Rose is leaning over the stair rail and sneaks down to dance with her cousin and everybody smiles nostalgically and looks the other way. That kinda 'out'.
So Forbidden is in some stores, but not in others, depending on who was stocking the shelves and whether 'release date' means anything to them or whether they are just wild-eyed anarchists. Forbidden won't really be 'out' till Tuesday.
So you can go ahead and carefully deal with the Memorial Day hotdogs if you want.
But I digress.
Anyhow . . .
I was talking about what annoyed me. I mean, besides leaf-blowers on Saturday morning and heavy perfume in places where I am trying to enjoy a meal and squirrels.
I am annoyed by people who write with the speed of lightning.






