I let the cat out.
"You know it's raining, don't you?" I say pleasantly.
The cat comes yowling at the window, "Let me in let me in let me in."
I let the cat in. Her fur is full of wet leaves.
This is not the smartest cat in the police lineup.
She gives me a dirty look.
"Why do you keep doing this to me," she says.
I can hardly wait till she encounters snow.
>>This is not the smartest cat in the police lineup.<<
ReplyDeleteOMG, Jo, you totally crack me up! LOL