Ice cream is exquisite.
What a pity it isn't illegal.
There's a certain perversity to Mother Nature.
Take strawberry ice cream.
Here we have an obvious Good Thing. Combine fresh strawberries, something sweet, and milk. Cradle the mixture in ice and harden it.
Voilà -- you're going to end up with something tasty.
But it's not so straightforward.
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